I Am An Arms Dealer

Day 181
Awaken! - Guardian, Slick, Coriander, Sephiroth, Marla, Harmony Cor, Lightning Rod, River, Charming, Wind, Teal
Meeting aaaaall the blanks - Watanuki, Daisy, Black, Mitsuru, Clay, Trixie, Allen, Spear, Tsuna, Poppy

Day 182
Lacerta vs Cygnus: derp! - Cobra, Watanuki, Allen, Ink
Lacerta on a mission! - Aeris, Watanuki, Coriander, Allen
Punishments~ - Waterbearer, Kid, Storyteller, Librarian, Horn, Charming

Day 184
Horn tells a few things - Horn, Coriander, Harmony Cor, Charming, Slick, Chaz, River, Wind, Marla
New teammate!: Smoke, Coriander, Lightning Rod, Wind

Day 186
Another new teammate!: Tseng, Wind, Lightning Rod

Day 187
The First Patrollololol (+Wind +Smoke): Quartz, Grenade, Lucky, Black, Gray, Kelvin, Watanuki,
Red, Syaoran, Knight, Masamune, Amanita, Smoke, Spear, Wind, Edward, Teal, Daisy, Wind, Smoke, Daisy, Taiki, Wind

Memory 4
Negative-Neutral
→ Shizu-chan at his Shinjuku apartment :/ #

( Transcript of the scene from the anime )

Memory 5
Negative-Neutral
→ Twin little sisters lolol they try too hard (pc/nov) *

( Exerpt from Vol. 4 novel )

What this means:
... Izaya will be SOOOOOOOOOOOOO grumpy.

Not only is he getting a memory involving the ONE PERSON HE HATES ABOVE ALL OTHERS, but he's also getting back a memory that informs him that he has twin sisters that he just generally does not like very much. And the feeling appears to be mutual.

So yes. Very grumpy and likely not to be pleasant if people poke him wrong.

Your all-purpose question meme going here.

This is for Izaya, Aven, and Kaito

→ Meeting Sonohara Anri/declaring war on Saika #

( Memory write-up )

I am waaaaay late in checking in on novel translations, but...

Translation over here.

( idk if some people don't want the heads up )

... I am so excite right now, you guys. :')

BEFORE I GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS, SOME QUICK NOTES:

( Regarding that whole Past Sabra thing... )

So what have Dean and Izaya been doing for the past 2 or 3 days?

Dean has been in his room in Corvus. Possibly caught a cold. Possibly just wanting to keep to himself for a little while. WHO KNOWS. Pssst: hint, he will insist he caught a cold and then whine about missing out on kegger.

Izaya has been listening. He's been watching the general fall-out and keeping an eye on the blanks and listening in on relevant conversations--see here if you are new to that whole thing--and possible heckling his teammates and Uraeus. As he does.

Questions?

Name: Isaiah
Nickname/Aliases: Izaya, Pecha, Nakura, Disciple of Horn, Flea, etc, etc, etc...
God: Horn
Home Country: Lacerta

( Moar things )

Eh. I'll work on it later. Feel free to comment for more relationships!

As you may have read with my post on Dean's journal. HILARIOUS WEATHER + HILARIOUS JOB = LOLOL.

A-and I still have two days of work.

SO NOT-HIATUSING UNTIL I FEEL LIKE I'M NOT GOING NUTS. I'm expecting this to be a few days.

(at least I got five hours of sleep?)

( Izaya )

... any questions?

--I like making announcements on this journal.

SO ANYWAY.

Work schedule is being shifted to my working 4PM to 12AM PST Wed-Sun starting on the 29th.

... in other words, I will be returning to Honorary Moon-timer status. Which also means that if my workplace still has the internet cut off at 5PM... I won't be able to play in most Friday-Saturday games. Bawww.

But this next week is random in terms of schedule. I will be working my moon-timer schedule Mon-Wed this week, but then Sat-Sun I have my usual day shift... and then I can't remember what's the schedule like for next week.

JUST AS A HEAD'S UP. WE WILL MAKE THREADING WORK SOMEHOW but otherwise I will be scarce (I love how I end up posting more when I say that). This applies for Kaito, Dean, and Izaya.

I'm bored.

And I had SOTU's buuuut.

Question meme if anyone wants one.

I post too much

SO EVERYONE.

Your Izaya has further evolved to Follower of Horn.

What does this mean?

( DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP )

Any questions?

( Jinx/Kid/Kaito )

( Dean )

( Pecha )

... lolol, my balance, you guys.

→ Shinra patching him up/taunting Shizu-chan (pc) [around 14:08-14:24, for reference]

What he remembers:
- being a bit tired out and sore from some activity.
- Harm patching him up, since that's apparently what he does.
- there being a terrible sound from outside--oh, someone just ripped Harm's door off its hinges.
- "Oh, what a coincidence! Izaya's here too!" --so that's his name :'D
- it's some bleached-blonde guy who has a long scratch on his chest and looks like he got hit by a bus.
- ... lololol woooooooooow, he seriously wanted this guy to be seriously injured.
- "Hey, why aren't you hurt?" --apparently was expecting the lack of injuries. Possibly was the one who attempted to have him injured? lol
- LOLOLOL blond guy wanted to kill him with a door! What a monster.
- chick in black form-fitting suit and yellow helmet tries to pacify the monster.
- generally being a dick to blond guy while casually sitting in Harm's place, getting fixed up for minor injuries/scrapes.

What this means:
... lololol, oooooooh Uraeus~ One of yours was someone I knew~ This will be fun~

Though he is a bit annoyed that he had to remember someone like that blond guy. Seriously, why couldn't he have just gotten hit by a bus? That had to have worked to at least majorly injured him, right?

Lol, he knows his name's Izaya but he will be sticking with Pecha with certain few people. :'D Pecha is sort of his Nakura identity in a way. |D

Not important enough for OOC comm: update on my work schedule.

So if you all remember, this is the week I work 8 days in a row. It is currently day 2/8. Lol.

So. I may be scarce during this time.

After this week, things will go back to normal for about a week. And then the week of the 15th, I am working 4PM to 12AM for three days. And the week after that, my schedule will change because things are Happening at work.

I will keep you all updated because availability during holidays, ffffff.

No internet at work, otherwise I would do it first myself, but... REVERSE FIRST-IMPRESSION MEME ME. I will return the favor when I return from work.


ETA: okay, so I'm way more exhausted than I thought I would be. Have cryptic answers until I wake up from sleep ♥

So guys. My work week will be PRETTY MUCH CRAZY FUN the next two weeks.

What it's looking like currently:

Today: 8AM to 4PM SURPRAISE DAY OFF
Tomorrow: OFF 8AM to 4PM (... GEE THANKS, MANAGER)
Thursday: 12AM to 8AM 8AM to 4PM OFF
Friday: OFF
Saturday: 4PM to 12AM 4AM 12AM to 8AM
Sunday: 4PM to 12AM 12AM to 8AM
Monday: OFF
Tuesday: OFF
Wednesday (11/3)-Wednesday (11/10): 8AM to 4PM

To better show changes that have occurred to schedule in the last 24 hours, the original times are strike-through'd. Schedule updated 10/27.

And starting Monday 11/1, I will be on On-Call duty meaning ANY OF THIS CAN CHANGE during the week of 11/1-11/6.

So. Yeah. If I'm scarce... that. Would be why.

My workplace is such an abusive husband. BUT ANYWAY. This applies for Kaito, Dean, and of course Izaya. Derp.


ETA: ALSO WITH THIS IN MIND, IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, A CERTAIN TEAM WANTED A SOLO MISSION. Y/N/GTFO PECHA? SCHEDULING IS FUUUUN.

This post will be for generic Info-Gathering tasks that Pecha may assign to Blanks for small tasks. Comments are screened for hilarious plotty things.

( Written on two pieces of paper that Allen Walker (Star) hands over to Pecha with answers from himself and a teammate... )

So!

You can has an Orihara Izaya aka Pecha on Ophiuchus! Congrats!

You also now can has someone who loves you all very much if you have wonderfully human reactions to things and wants to see you exhibit all these emotions and reactions as much as possible!

In canon, Izaya goes on often about how much he loves humans, humans should love him, and oh my oh my their reactions are so wonderful and beautiful and pitiful and painful and he caused it.

So how will this translate into Sabra, where there are obviously many non-human blanks wandering around?

( Blah blah blah~ )

tl;dr, I have an excitable troll and please tell me when I'm being annoying/need to stfu/gtfo!

( Here there be spoilers... )